Dad got the call while he was in the limo on his way home from work. Mom's water broke while she was in the shower and she was ready to deliver. You'd think dad, with all his massive experience in being a father, would actually find a more, er, conventional, way to be near his girlfriend's side while she delivers their 2nd child together.But you can't really put the word 'conventional' and 'dad' in the same sentence, so he made like Forrest Gump and ran...
...and ran...
...all the way to mom's waiting car at Summer Hill Court so they could hightail it to the hospital so she could have the baby.
Ah, dear old dad. I still wonder about him sometimes.
A few hours later, after all this (with a ringing cellphone) mom emerged from the hospital none the worse for wear, carrying in her arms a bouncing...baby...boy, named Sebastian Ryan Plumb.
Little Sebastian, welcome to this crazy family, I guess. Do you need a primer?
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