Tuesday, October 9, 2018

Did I tell you...

...about Skylar's party?

No? 

Well... I'll give you a hint about what happened. 


Police were involved.

Interested yet?

Lean closer....closer...



This all started when Andy and I went out of town.  I was invited to speak at Geek Fest in San Myshuno of all places. 


We were nervous about leaving on this trip, to the point that Andy almost told the cab driver to turn around.


Anyhoo, we told Skylar that we'd enrolled her in Le Fromage Art School.  Of course, she wasn't happy about it.  But she relented eventually.  To say 'goodbye' to her friends at Community School for the Gifted (CSG), she decided to throw herself a little goodbye bash.


Of course, it wasn't a 'little' goodbye party.  It was a huge shindig and it lasted the entirety of the night, through to the next morning, that's what I'm told.







Anyhoo, early the next morning, the officer assigned to the Summer Hill beat showed up to our place.  

 
Also, arriving there at the same time as the officer, was my oldest daughter, Sage. 

Sage???  What was she doing there? 

At the time, she was in the middle of planning her wedding.  Who had contacted her?  Why had she showed up at the house?

According to Sage, she had seen the car parked outside and wanted to see what was going on. 


She spotted Skylar in a corner, her face buried in her hands. 


"I looked around the house and I couldn't believe what I saw," Sage told me.






"Skylar's guests had completely trashed the house.  There was garbage everywhere."


"It was terrible.  Some of them were even passed out on the floor."


"The cops wanted to press charges, but I said that I'd handle it. So I began ushering the kids out of the house."


"They began leaving, slowly but surely."


Andy and I would certainly have to deal with this when we returned.  And we did.